The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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