I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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