jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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