is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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