so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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