But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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