but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
