I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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