she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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