There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I just blew my weed a kiss
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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