is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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