did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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