i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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