I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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