best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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