Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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