Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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