one might say we're banned from that church
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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