Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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