So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I could fuck to npr.
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