You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You are a genius and a whore.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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