spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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