Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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