I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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