His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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