Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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