I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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