I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
why is half of my head shaved?
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