the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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