Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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