In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
