Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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