Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
