you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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