stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
