So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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