sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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