Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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