I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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