Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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