sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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