whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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