He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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