Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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