Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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