Three words: puerto rican gang bang
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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