so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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