Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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