i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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