Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He uses pillows to masturbate.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just want nice things and good sex
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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