what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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