I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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