I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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