I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
This baby is an asshole
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
