apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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