i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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